"Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too."

-STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
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ayeitskelly:

Common - Make My Day

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bloviating ignoramus.

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olgashine:
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discoverynews:

Mars Rover Snaps Stunning Self-Portrait
NASA put together this artsy image of Mars rover Opportunity getting a glimpse of its own shadow on the rim of Endeavour Crater. The robotic geologist used its panoramic camera to take about a dozen shots using an assortment of filters between about 4:30 and 5 p.m. Mars time on March 9.
The images were transmitted back to Earth where a team of scientists assembled them into this mosaic, which was released Wednesday.
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collegehumor:

Restaurant Advertises Negative Meatball Sub Yelp Review
That does sound intriguing… even if the guy is right. 
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